December 2011
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I love you, but...
…a few reasons why my Grand Prix men’s season was an anticlimactic suckfest.
PATRICK CHAN – I’m not gonna lie, here. I’m getting sick of watching you faceplant, assplant, trip, stumble, flail and slam yourself into the boards only to cruise through the season in a protective bubble of stratospheric PCS. Even worse is reading your whining about being underappreciated. You opened...
Evan will obviously autograph anything.
Anything…
And apparently sometimes forgets which sport he belongs to…
But that’s okay, you and I are here to remind him…
“Put them on your feet, sweetie.”
“No, your feet. Put them on your feet.”
::headdesk::
Any color, so long as it’s black.
~Henry Ford.
Sometimes I think this boy leaves himself when he skates.
